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dango

A dango is a person of the female sex who is attractive from a distance but unattractive up close.

A combination of the words "Dang" and "Oh" because from a distance, the response to the female is "DANG!" When she approaches, however, the new found appearance of the female makes the male say "OH!" in disgust.
I saw that girl over there, and she looked good! But when i got up close, I realized she was ugly. I swear, I am getting rather tired of all the dango's around here.!
by clockstoppa ;] December 1, 2009
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dargan

a boy that has funny hair smells likes he dad(his dad has a huge cock) his mum gives detailed discriptions on sex that no one likes to hear.
dargan has a cricket fetish cant read and gets depresed durin the summer.
dargan= nice, docile, has wizard powers, is so village and cant hit back
by j to dog bitch May 10, 2005
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Dargon Palace

If you happen to live within 150 miles of Harrisonburg, Virginia and you want your asshole to experience a thrashing sure to burn harder than the lava at Pompeii, you had best head to Dargon Palace. The Palace is a restaurant that serves Chinese food, as well as American ice cream and probably cat if you really want to know. Many people don't know that Dargon Palace exists, but if you live in Virginia and ever been outside and thought "Fuck, it really smells like ass today" chances are high that you just caught a whiff of the cooking that goes on in Dargon Palace.

Note: We are not trying to be racist about the cat thing, we just genuinely believe that you can eat that cat there. We aren't even trying to make a judgement. Cat actually probably tastes alright.
Bill: Yo, I'm hungry fool. Let's eat
Joe: OK. You want a side of bloody diahrrea with your food?
Bill: Yeah, man!
Joe: Then we should be hitting up Dargon Palace!

Another example:

Will: Dude, I thought you had a cat.
Bob: I did, but then the employees at Dargon Palace broke in and stole it.
Will: Shit, man. I ate there last night.
by The Eater of All the Dung January 4, 2018
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Dareoque

Uber Micro Mother Fucker With A Relentless Killing Urge. One Bad Ass Bitch! Has A Hard Time Fighting Off All The Beautiful Ladies. Usually The Youngest Of Three Brothers.
Man: Holy Shit His Score Is 30-2 In Call Of Duty!
Noob: Omg It's Dareoque!

or

Young Hot Teen: He Is Such A Hottie! Take Me In The Port-A-Potty Dareoque!
by Trolld November 19, 2010
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dargey

something unfortunate, inconvenient
dargey, dang, danget, darn, shit, poop, aw man, sucks
by ugly_words019 October 8, 2011
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Dago dazzler

Something or someone that sparkles to impress
by Discussion group groupie April 13, 2012
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Jambo dango curry wango

A boy from Scotland who goes to India to learn how to answer a phone, Then eats curry every day and doesn't stop talking about it
That jaymie that works at prudential is such a jambo dango curry wango he needs to stop eating curry
by Yermumzvag April 25, 2020
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