a deer Abbott 

A deer Abbott is a deer that is pretending to be a human. He is usually disguised as a small know-it-all asshole. If you come across a deer Abbott, then befriend him so that nothing weird happens to you. Trust us, weird shit will happen. The deer is also commonly referred to as 'Abbott' as deer take a liking to this name. It fits a know-it-all asshole, don't you think?

"Goddammit, a deer Abbott is back again!!"

"Stop being such a little shit, you a deer Abbott!!"

a deer Abbott by bearypie June 5, 2018

Red Deer 

place. Small Canadian city nestled between oil wells gushing rich prosperity onto the upturned faces of the throngs of happy citizens who have a tendency to thank God and vote slightly right wing. Rebels hockey rules in winter. Swatting flying bugs rules in summer. Dinosaurs are under the ground but they are deep enough that nobody gets hurt.

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Do you feel like going to Red Deer this weekend?

No. Not really.

Red Deer by gnostic1 December 11, 2011

diet rainbow deer 

a drink composed of sheep urine, the dick of a dwarf and tobasco sauce

Jill drank some diet rainbow deer while milking bricks.

diet rainbow deer by bob man December 3, 2007

shooting a deer 

to perform male masturbation involving the hand and the penis.

friend: why didnt you text me last night??
deer shooter: sorry brah i was shooting a deer

shooting a deer by lolgirl69 April 4, 2011

Nigger-deer 

Combination of the words "nigger" and "commandeer;" where commandeer is the confiscation of a vehicle for military use, nigger-deering is confiscation by theft for personal use. Nigger-deering is often followed by driving while intoxicated (by most likely multiple substances), listening to loud music, and speeding.

Person 1: I saw that Tyrese got a new vehicle?

Person 2: Yeah he nigger-deered it down on 12th Street.

Nigger-deer by P-Money315 January 6, 2010

Case Of Deer 

How a redneck orders a quesadilla at a mexican restaurant, thinking that it he is ordering either some Pabst or raw venison.

See also Boritta and Whack a Mole.

"Welcome to Casa Blanco, can I take your order?"

hic..."Yeah, kin ah git ah case of deer and a boritta, wit a side uh whack a mole?"

Case Of Deer by LickenMyCrachen February 27, 2007

Red Deer 

The BEST city in Alberta. Located between Edmonton and Calgary, it is at the center of the Albertan heartland. It's a clean city filled with parks, 3 excellent high schools and various shopping centers, it is an amazing city to live in.

Individuals who live outside this city often are very ignorant of this city. In fact, some, such as the clueless cretins who posted absurd definitions of this city, haven't got an inkling of what this city is about. They are usually retard, fag homos who happen to cross Gasoline Alley and think that's the City of Red Deer.

Red Deer rocks!

People who actually live in Red Deer: I love this city! Thank goodness I live in Red Deer!

Fag douchebag who has no life: Aww may gawd!! Red Deer suuuucks............. let's rub our dicks now..............

Red Deer by Proud Red Deerian September 22, 2009