curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

Curly Crowe

Mini Maximus.

Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe - It wasn't my idea for us to meet, it was yours.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

dirty curlie

when your bf/gf hits a spot that makes your toes curl and they stay on that spot until you go into temporary paralysis

Last night i finally experienced the dirty curlie

by curlsthegreat July 4, 2023

Curly Wurly

Having shit in your pubic hair

"Sorry I couldn't meet up with you on time, I was in the bathroom for an hour, sorting out my curly wurly."

by Oowoo_milord December 2, 2021

Curly Crowe

Mini Maximus.

Mutual Acquaintance- Have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet, it was yours.

Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the things that happen to us are so epic and hilarious. I am so headstrong, theres nothing I can't do and there's no one I can't take on.

Curly Crowe- Not everyone really thinks it's as funnyvas you do, they just pretend to because they're around you (because you're pretentious) and you want to keep your bullshit going and keep everybody defending you.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021