A fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. He is a sparkling vampire who all idiot girls are in love with. They don't get the fact that he is just another guy made famous because of how "sexy" he is. All fan girls of Edward Cullen are stupid, brainwashed idiots!
Fangirl: OMG!!! ISN'T EDWARD CULLEN JUST SOOO HOT!
Normal person: No...?
Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM!
Normal person: So what's up with you?
Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM!!! <3 I LOVE HIM
Normal person: *walks away*
Normal person: No...?
Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM!
Normal person: So what's up with you?
Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM!!! <3 I LOVE HIM
Normal person: *walks away*
by Mnsuprstar June 20, 2009
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2. What teen girls and some older women will model their future boyfriends after, thus crushing their slim hope of having a functional relationship.
See Also; Sparkly Vampire
2. What teen girls and some older women will model their future boyfriends after, thus crushing their slim hope of having a functional relationship.
See Also; Sparkly Vampire
by Kore-wa Watashi-desu February 25, 2009
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shoved up your ass
Girlfriend drags your ass to go see ptwilight. Girlfriend then trys to live life by the book. Screws you over because she thinks she found her Edward Cullen and then she explains everything to you in relation to the book.
shoved up your ass
Girlfriend drags your ass to go see ptwilight. Girlfriend then trys to live life by the book. Screws you over because she thinks she found her Edward Cullen and then she explains everything to you in relation to the book.
"Cullenoscopy"
Her:Hes like my Edward Cullen
You: wtf?
Her: Your more like the Werewolf in the relationship
You: I'm a loner ass indian?
Her: its Destiny
You: *wonder if anyone else has delt with this bullshit*
You: *go insane and loose hope for the human race*
Her:Hes like my Edward Cullen
You: wtf?
Her: Your more like the Werewolf in the relationship
You: I'm a loner ass indian?
Her: its Destiny
You: *wonder if anyone else has delt with this bullshit*
You: *go insane and loose hope for the human race*
by cycotiK January 17, 2009
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Get the Cullinaning mug.An absolute imbecile. A British idiot! When your friend is acting like an absolute r-tard you call him or her a Cullin!
OI! You Fucking Cullin!, Go back to eating your bloody crumpets and shut your twat.
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Do you know harry bloke? He's a proper cullin init?
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