An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.
Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.
"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.
"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.
by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012
Get the crusty bloomersmug. A crusty hannah is when a girl grates the crust of her feet onto the males dick and then proceeds to give him a blowjob until he cums mixing the foot crust and cum together.
Boy: "Girl get over here and grate that crusty foot flake on my nob!!"
Girl: "I can't wait to give you a crusty hannah".
Girl: "I can't wait to give you a crusty hannah".
by Crusty Feet January 25, 2014
Get the crusty hannahmug. by Fucboi365 December 2, 2015
Get the crusty wizardmug. by Mafrackincrackin October 15, 2015
Get the crusty glovemug. As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.
by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010
Get the Crusty Marthamug. When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.
by analangus December 5, 2017
Get the crusty bagpipemug. by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022
Get the Crusty Muppetmug.