crust dragon

when you cum on any surface and let it roll down the object ( Vertical) and let it dry till crusted

i forgot to clean up after a wank session and i left a nasty Crust Dragon on my wall,Blanket ect

by Member_That_One_Guy December 27, 2016

bust crust

dried ejaculate

Dude dont just leave bust crust in the socks! Go wash them.

by Kinda LeBron Jaaaames July 28, 2016

tip to crust

When some idiot folds their pizza the wrong way.

When asked to fold her pizza so we can eat and walk, Stacey folded it tip to crust.

by tiptocrust May 19, 2016

air crusting

when you curl up in a ball with your rectum skywards and you poop

birds were attacking me so i started air crusting

by crusterizer April 5, 2013

shizam crust

The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.

I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.

by shizniz September 27, 2014

pie crusted

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.

"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."

by jfever May 14, 2015

Eating Crust

Eating crust is when you’re fuckin a bitch, and she gets truffle butter on her pussy, from when you were doing anal before, and then you eat the truffle butter. Straight up

Are you gonna finish that crust?
I love eating your crust.
Eating crust is always the last thing I do after sex.

by Crustboy247 December 20, 2017