Crust Dodger

Someone who doesnt eat the crusts of sandwiches and therefore cannot be trusted.

That guy is a total crust dodger, dont leave me with him

I met a guy last night who said he was an anaesthetist, but he was a massive crust dodger so i'm not buying it.

by beautifulfoxwithpinkshoes March 6, 2011

bust crust

dried ejaculate

Dude dont just leave bust crust in the socks! Go wash them.

by Kinda LeBron Jaaaames July 28, 2016

crabbed crust

The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.

by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016

crust dragon

when you cum on any surface and let it roll down the object ( Vertical) and let it dry till crusted

i forgot to clean up after a wank session and i left a nasty Crust Dragon on my wall,Blanket ect

by Member_That_One_Guy December 27, 2016

cotex crust

The lowest form of white trash.

Dude your drunk crackhead pedophile father is a real Cotex crust

by Jkdragon May 3, 2014

tip to crust

When some idiot folds their pizza the wrong way.

When asked to fold her pizza so we can eat and walk, Stacey folded it tip to crust.

by tiptocrust May 19, 2016

chicken crust

when you masturbate and ejaculate at a faster rate and cum on some chicken (this can be precooked or before heated) then leaving the semen to harden until you have some nicely cum glazed chicken. there are also sub-versions of this for example the chicken nugget crust or the chicken tika misala crust

“yo man i had some of dat good good chicken crust last night bro”

“ay you’re on some different shit blud”

by KINGNUTSACK December 12, 2019