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crusty punk

A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.

Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:

I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.

Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.

Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
by Fractious1 December 15, 2017
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crusty ear

Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out
He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear
by A Southall May 23, 2018
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Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.
Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"
by Dillyboi February 13, 2019
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Crusty no new shirt havin ass

When your name is evan and you wear the same shirt for 3 weeks at work with the same brown stain and stink like a hobo.
Yo, that dickhead evan is a crusty no new shirt havin ass.
by NiggaT87 August 2, 2019
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Crusty Hoo-pie

A nasty-ass Ho's nasty-ass
"Bitch, Don't nobody want a slice of your Crusty Hoo-pie smelling like death n' shit"
by IdntgivaFOX January 16, 2020
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Crusty

A rigid, mean, grouchy, bitchy, pissy additude.
Micah is being crusty because I tricked him again
by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020
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crusty stomper

A member of the international crackhead militia. Crusty stompers have a tendency to be generally incoherent, overuse emojis online and possess the ability to smoke frankly impressive quantities of crack.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.
"Yes Yes HaHa Crack is Literally Just A Drug Haters, Relax!!!!!!! Thoughts Are A Big Thing..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."
by sixshots April 28, 2020
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