Chaching

(Verb) - The act of letting sweat, genital hair, or semen drip off of the crotch region into the mouth of another man or woman while crouching over their face.

Jack really enjoys chaching Jill.

Jill had an unexpected chaching on Jack as they were having sex.

by malonestudents December 2, 2010

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Diarrhea

The act of dropping one's pants in public, then preceding to piss out of the ass in a can of some sort.

As soon as the bus stopped, Nicole busted through the door, dropped her undies, and pulled a "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea" into a folgers can.

When Stacey dropped trow in the middle of Applebee's and pulled his empty can of peaches out I knew the whole restaurant was in for some "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea."

by tommy Ghostbuster February 22, 2011

cracking stinkies

To fart, sometimes repeatedly.

Chris has been holed up in his room all day cracking stinkies. It smells like someone has been eating shit out of the devil's ass in there.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 26, 2009

Style coachin

1.) To style coach, you must be of proper attire and look good with it

2.) In other words, you must be suited and booted fo' the occasion

Trina is style coachin with the Gucci and prada

Devin be style coachin at LOVE with the Solbiato and the north face

by CCBJ March 17, 2009

Cotching

The experience of discomfort endured when boxer shorts are too tight on the wearer and ride up to uncomfortable, and often painful areas.
Like a wedgie, but more of an effect on the scrotal area.

My boxer shorts are really cotching.

by Jinola June 23, 2011

crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

by Slim77 July 28, 2010

Crashing Boats

Getting credits in VMK (virtual magic kingdom, a disney MMORPG). Playing the jungle cruise Photo Safari game, even if you don't get any points, earns you credits. So, to get lots of credits, people play Jungle Cruise and crash their boats, hence the phrase crashing boats.

"The black HM suit is coming out?! Man, I need to start crashing boats."

by kerr bear October 29, 2005