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Croatian Watch

Slang term used to describe someone's groin, dick n' balls, or crotch. Often used to hide the fact that they're actually talking about it.
-"Wow! Suzie really likes to grab at your croatian watch!"
by Skippedy Doo September 10, 2010
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Croaturk

A Croat who is dirty and and disgusting, also smells like a Turk (garbage and feces), and is proud of their dirty Croat nation, although they have nothing to be proud of.
Look at that dirty Croaturk, he smells like a turk, and hes a big piece of shit.
"Look at that dirty smelly Croaturk waving his shitty ass Croaturk flag, man it smells too, lets burn it."
by Scottishguy June 12, 2008
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Croak

A person who eats their spouse's remains, specifically their ashes.
Boy 1: Fuck, that lady is such a croak!

Boy 2: I know, she's licking her husband's ashes like its cocoa.
by FatLoserSays February 16, 2012
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Croak

The act of sex or being horny

Derived from the term "Horny Toad"
Man that girl is hot, I wanna take her to my place so we can croak.
by paisleyluvr1234 September 11, 2011
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Croaking

"CROAKING A THONG" This is done by waiting until the end of a long, hot summers day. Grasp the Thong at the top. Pull at a medium to fast pace. This will cause a "CROAKING" noise when the thong rubs against the ass cheeks, which are moisty.
Kinda like rubbing your hand down a foggy window. Or like a croaking bull frog looking for love.
by Master Ecs Sploder August 15, 2011
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croaches

A substance found in a bud buster after busting a large amount of roaches. Croaches are the crystals from the roaches that build on a bud buster like normal crystals do off weed. These roach crystals are very potent.
- Yo I busted a ounce of roaches and got way too many croaches.
by Shawn Maglicic April 29, 2006
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Croatian Handcuffs

When a sporting event (usually NFL or CFL football) is tied at 23.
The Seahawks made it Croatian Handcuffs in the 4th Quarter. The referees decided to give the game to the 49’rs for Christmas.
by HogtownMickey December 16, 2018
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