Cuban Deli Crisis

When you are fucking a girl over the kitchen counter, on which there are assorted sandwhich materials. If she doesn't finish making a sandwhich before you ejaculate, you are to kill her.

Dude, last night I was totally had a cuban deli crisis. Now I'm single -and- hungry.

by Pussy Ninja June 9, 2009

Crissy wake up

Only annoying people say this unironically, and if it comes out of someone's mouth and they're being serious, it means you should dump them. Just don't say it.

"Crissy wake up! I don't like this!"

by AlExpress August 30, 2022

War Crimes

A war crime is something you do when people aren't looking

The destination of war crimes: The Geneva convention more like the Geneva suggestion

by IamWantedForTaxFraud May 31, 2021

Quarter Life Crisis

The period of life during the mid-20s when you realise you've not nearly accomplished as many things as you had expected by now due to changed demographics between your parent's time.

Examples include:
Struggling to find a job due to lack of experience.
Single and still ready to mingle.
University debt hanging over you.
Living at home unable to even dream about getting on the property ladder.
Realising you don't have enough time to enjoy any money you do have.
Starting to get wrinkles/grey hair/balding.
Realising adulthood isn't all its cracked up to be.

A transitional time between the fun of the late teens and the responsibility of adulthood.

Q: Why do you look so depressed?
A: I'm having a Quarter Life Crisis!!

by kmmk17 February 16, 2015

quarter life crisis

When somebody finally realises that they are over 25, still hang around in the parks trying to get laid, still live with their parents, and need to do something more productive with their life.

Man i've wasted my life trying to lay young chicks, i could have been earning a living than earning the reputation of a sleazy pervert

by epyon May 11, 2004

Midwife Crisis

The act of dropping a newborn on its head shortly after birth.

Please direct your thoughts and prayers to little Jimmy, Nurse Butterfingers had a midwife crisis.

by Aaron Gibbs September 11, 2007

dumb crimes

Crimes that are done from a dummies perspective

Erom found himself in a pickle when he committed a dumb crimes

by rafael e Reyes January 22, 2019