Cranal

crazy anal

one step below insane anal (insanal)

2 steps below branal

guy 1: so what happened with you and that babe that was sitting on your lap last night?
guy 2: she was so wasted, bro. i took advantage of her and did her up the butt. it was crazy, man.
guy 1: that, my good man, is cranal.

by JaguaRuggiero August 24, 2008

Crain

The combination of smegma and fecal matter dripping off one's ball sack. Usually after a long night of giving and receiving anal sex while snorting cocaine and taking the lord's name in vain.

I'm going to have to take several showers; I've got the crain going on.

by RobbleRobble January 25, 2016

Blump Crain

To give head while taking a shit.
To have oral sex while pooping.
Relieving yourself while getting blown

"Hey brian, that girl sure gives some good blump crain."

by Dave Armstrong October 4, 2005

Cian

A very autic,spasticated anoying little cunt

Or is that just me

Cian is a weird cunt

by Chunkey monkey 420 September 29, 2019

Cran-o-log

Also known as cranberry log, is the cranberry sauce bought in a tin and served in the log shape it comes out in, preferably still bearing the indentations of the tin. It is part of a traditional holiday turkey meal, both at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Boyfriend: Your mom forgot to mash up the cranberry sauce from the tin...
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.

by historically_defined December 16, 2009

Ciancaglini Chili

A fictional dish that consists of Cincinnati Skyline Chili but with Swedish Fish sprinkled on top. Made famous by doofus/political candidate Billy Ciancaglini during the 2019 Philadelphia, PA Mayoral election.

"I'm the top stromboli! You losers will be eating Ciancaglini Chili for the next 3 years!"

by Billy4Philly July 16, 2019

Corian

The most gorgeous loyal girl in the world with that gooooddd pussy 😍🥵

Damn you see the new girl

Yea I bet her name Corian Cuz she fine af

by Xx dog October 16, 2019