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country matters

Sexual relations. Used in Hamlet. A pun on the word "cunt." One of the few dirty jokes in Shakespeare that high school kids immediately get.
Hamlet: Did you think I meant country matters?
by Ignatzz February 25, 2017
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pop country

A pussy version of country music. But it ain’t really country
Hey u wanna listen to pop country while we suck sum dick
by TN Confederate September 9, 2019
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Countryballs

Countryballs The Best Thing In The World And If You Disrespect Countryballs I Will Fucking Rip Ur Head Off.
man countryballs are amazing

Nice, countryball animation!
by SomeGuyOnlineCalledTodo March 21, 2019
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Country Boy

I decide to amend y'alls deffinetions becuse none of them summed it all up.

He is normally seen wearing a baseball cap, old jeans, and a t-shirt, but will occasionally wear cowboy-boots and a button-down shirt.

Strong and hard working and most likely drives a truck

Works hard, plays hard. Can usually fix just about anything that needs fixing including trucks, home repair, yard repair, light to heavy machinery, etc. Knows how to relax. Common relaxing hobbies include kicking back with friends, bond fires, muddin, light to moderate drinking.

Generally loves his country, military, and conservative politicians. Fiercely loyal to family and friends. Is NOT a racist, but supports the Confederate flag for historical reasons.

99% of us are NOT white trash, ignorant, close minded racists.

A real country boy is kind in nature but very masculine, and always treats his woman with respect. They are generally very polite, old fashioned, easy-going, and genuine.

A true blue country boy works hard for what he wants, loves and treats his girl and family right, and lives for Jesus.

Just because some guy drives a new truck, wears camo, and flies a rebel flag doesn't mean a thing. It all has to do with how you were raised, your morals, and your lifestyle.
Y'all can make up a sentence to put here about country boys
by John 3:16 March 3, 2016
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countrysexual

Joe just came back from a hunting trip. He's wearing his countrysexual outfit.
by Prosseroo December 31, 2007
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Countryball Kid

Countryballs is an internet meme relating to political crises or anything that is going on with an influence.

Countryball Kid -
A boy obsessed with the fantasy of countryballs and have a sexual attraction to germany-
These "countryball kids" are aged 7-12 and are specialized in Wehraboo culture and the most radical shit you will ever see, These "Countryball Kids" Post shitty stupid flipaclip animations onto their channel always relating to some shitty ass country.

How to find a countryball kid?
Any random stupid video on YT Shorts that is homophobic, Clicking "Newest First" you can see these people.

Traits of Countryball Kids
- Homophobic
- Young
- Involve in Anti Furry Humor
- Band Kid Influence
- Unfunny
- Create Pointless Videos
- Wehraboo
Countryball Kid: LGTBQ+ is a mistake!

Regular Person: What' a countryball kid.
by Aliyy November 13, 2022
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country girl

A girl who grew up in the country and loves it. Usually listens to country music, might ride a truck or wear Wranglers. No, she doesn't necessarily have to know how to ride horses to be a country girl, since many country girls live on a farm without animals, just many crops. Chances are she has worked in the fields and helped with harvest. Perhaps she likes fishing and hanging with country boys.
Every country girl needs a country boy.
by robotpopsicle85 October 21, 2011
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