Marin County summed up:
- The old bearded hippie who drives a beat-up Peugeot station wagon and does Simon & Garfunkel covers is actually a multimillionaire.
- They claim to be liberals, but are visibly uncomfortable around people of color.
- There are more Porsche 911s than there are Black people.
- No good Asian food, except for maybe 3 restaurants.
- Only Tam, Marin Academy, Redwood, Branson and to some extent, Marin Catholic are relevant.
- The only immigrants here are your friends' Swedish, Dutch or German moms or French, British or Italian dads.
- Houses may be ugly 80s leftovers, but they're still worth $5 million.
- Kids turn into druggies or alcoholics before their sixteenth birthdays, and their parents let them.
- Your dad is in a band, mountain bikes, and has an old BMW or Porsche.
- Your mom teaches yoga, has a Patagonia puffer and only shops at farmers' markets.
- The old bearded hippie who drives a beat-up Peugeot station wagon and does Simon & Garfunkel covers is actually a multimillionaire.
- They claim to be liberals, but are visibly uncomfortable around people of color.
- There are more Porsche 911s than there are Black people.
- No good Asian food, except for maybe 3 restaurants.
- Only Tam, Marin Academy, Redwood, Branson and to some extent, Marin Catholic are relevant.
- The only immigrants here are your friends' Swedish, Dutch or German moms or French, British or Italian dads.
- Houses may be ugly 80s leftovers, but they're still worth $5 million.
- Kids turn into druggies or alcoholics before their sixteenth birthdays, and their parents let them.
- Your dad is in a band, mountain bikes, and has an old BMW or Porsche.
- Your mom teaches yoga, has a Patagonia puffer and only shops at farmers' markets.
by henry1272838442 March 25, 2023
Get the Marin Countymug. A county full of white redneck (imbred) trash. Kids there will give each other (blowjobs) or jack each other off. Overall don’t go to Banks County.
1 - Hey man wanna go jerk each other off in he Banks County bathrooms?
2 - That sounds like a great idea!
2 - That sounds like a great idea!
by Thatonefatkid96 October 16, 2019
Get the Banks Countymug. The "FC" is a county in central Ohio. Although it contains the great city of Columbus, capital of Ohio and also known as the San Fransisco of the midwest, it will never have a hit fox tv series based on it. Probably because the weather is crappy. And we have no beaches.
by lalala November 26, 2004
Get the franklin countymug. 1.The worst, countrified, dirtiest County in the State of Florida. The only county in Florida that is considered the South, filled with Rednecks, Mexicans,Haitians, and of course the ghetto ass Blacks.
2. Home of the OakHillBoyz and their famous song "Paralyze" Still being played in local Polk County clubs/ hood parties.
3. A place where everyone happens to be related.
4. A place where people from the South tend to migrate.
2. Home of the OakHillBoyz and their famous song "Paralyze" Still being played in local Polk County clubs/ hood parties.
3. A place where everyone happens to be related.
4. A place where people from the South tend to migrate.
Tom: "So where are you guys from?"
Billy and friends: " Oh we're from Polk County"
Tom: "Oh that country, dirty place right?"
Billy: "Yup pretty much"
Laya: "Who you reppin?"
Joshonda: "You know I be reppin that 863, Wuz Up!!!!"
Billy and friends: " Oh we're from Polk County"
Tom: "Oh that country, dirty place right?"
Billy: "Yup pretty much"
Laya: "Who you reppin?"
Joshonda: "You know I be reppin that 863, Wuz Up!!!!"
by Untold863 August 10, 2012
Get the Polk Countymug. The World's Oldest Football League Club
Formed in 1862, Notts County remains the supreme football club in the East Midlands of England, overshadowing their impoverished neighbours across the River Trent, Nottingham Florists.
Formed in 1862, Notts County remains the supreme football club in the East Midlands of England, overshadowing their impoverished neighbours across the River Trent, Nottingham Florists.
by SwalePie September 28, 2009
Get the Notts Countymug. A shithole of a county in the middle of nowhere. What a terrible fucking place to live. If your parents tell you that they're looking at moving here, tell them the fuck off. It will ruin your life. Also where John Couey raped and killed Jessica Lunsford(Homosassa).
by NewVoice... June 27, 2009
Get the Citrus Countymug. The place where hillbillies exist. In some parts, it's like The Hills Have Eyes. Where many relatives sit on their front porches, drink moonshine, and play the banjo. Full of dirty old men and women with 3 teeth. There's nothing else to do here but get knocked up.
Hey man! You wanna go to Ashe County again tonight?? Nah dude, I'm tired of sleeping with my 3rd cousin.
by AsheCountian May 27, 2009
Get the Ashe Countymug.