Cottage Cheese

A silent but deadly fart let loose when you are in a small cabin or a cottage.

Earl: And so I said to the guy.... Hey, what the hell is that smell? Ahh! Someone let loose a cottage cheese!

Sam: Whoops...

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

cottaging

the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage

fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

cotan

The Co order of Tan at a Vietnamese restaurant

Waiter I'd like some Cotan please.

by Piglet August 30, 2003

cottageoing

the act of homosexual relations in a public tiolet between two chinese men.

man 1 'oi nathen, i went for a slash in the public bogs and encountered my first experience of cottageoing'
man 2 'whatever is that i ask you fred?'
man 1 ' well nathen it was wing and wang and a hole in the wall, i was frightened!'

by swophie April 5, 2011

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)

you need tape.

person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

by big shaft October 23, 2019

cottage cheese canyon

when fat people named matt have jelly filled donut rolles and take up space and sit in an akward way

look at matt he has a cottage cheese canyon on his body.

by blaine zalewski April 15, 2008

british cottage

girl gettin it from the front and the back

"Krysti Hartt"

by joe April 11, 2003