cooter crust

When a girl wakes up after a night of sex and has dried spots of semen/vaginal juices around the vaginal lips.

"I woke up with some serious cooter crust after Tom left last night"

Cooter crust

by jgardz07 March 15, 2014

cooter stank

The stench that comes off the female's nether regions.

Girl!....Did you wash down there? Cuz you got cooter stank.

by b1gg3r July 8, 2014

cooter feathers

Pubic hair which was missed during a grooming of the cooter region, and now is dangling past your panty line.

"She really should pluck those cooter feathers when she sunbaths by the pool."

by clrmind July 28, 2014

cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!

Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!

by crusoe90 March 28, 2017

cooter yam

Cooter Yam-wet, hot moist pussy ready for fucking with a slno got orange tint due to bottomless spray tanning.

Wow, I’d like to shove my dick in her cooter yam.

by SJ from OT February 22, 2018

cooter beans

Hispanic female who is acting in an aggressive manner.

Man Maria is acting like a real cooter beans

by Jbalright August 13, 2018

Cooter Pooter

(n) a cooter is a kitty cat (pussy)

(n) a pooter is flatulence (fart)

Thus a cooter pooter is a flatulent cat or could also be known as a pussy fart.

You are such a cooter pooter!

by Shittle Bits December 6, 2018