corporate frisk

v. to "risk" your job while getting busy at work with a hot co-worker in a risque place... say a janitor's closet?

guy #1: My job may be on the line but the sex with that hot new secretary was totally fucking worth it.

Guy #2: No fucking way man, Miri that hot new Latino chick? Where?

Guy #1: In our bosses office on top of the fax machine, I'm positive we faxed pics of our asses to everyone in our building...talk about a Corporate Frisk!

*Guys high five and disperse*

by makingNEWnotches March 28, 2010

corporate hashpipe

The process of losing short term corporate memory.

Angry man: The Board have made their decision how could you go against their wishes.

Idiot: Sorry man must have been smoking the corporate hashpipe...I completely forgot!

by little_kitten October 10, 2010

Corporate Nun

A woman who voluntarily gave up the plan of getting married and having kids in order to succeed in her job or career.

Lady 1: I spent my all my 30s studying and working hard to become the chief of this department. I call it my baby.
Lady 2: So you became a corporate nun...

by Lilithian October 8, 2020

Corporate Thunder

Cocaine; High Grade Cocaine

"Hey, let's go hit this Corporate Thunder"

by JayRod_25 October 27, 2012

corporate andy

Someone who is all for the company. Conformist. "Yes boss, I'll pick up your dry cleaning". Always starts a sentence with the word "well".

That guy is such a corporate Andy. Brown nosing the boss again.

by YMYLYB May 14, 2015

Corporation Tactic

A tactic which is performed by a corporation to deliberately put a problem into one of their products under the consumers nose in the hope that month's later the purchaser of the product will have to send it back for repairs thus giving the corporation more money due to fixture payments. This move has most recently been made famous by The Red Ring of Death on Microsoft's Xbox 360

"God Damn it, My 360 got the E74 error! Don't tell me I've gotta spend more bucks for a problem that Microsoft already know is happening!"

"Dude, Don't ya know? It's just another Corporation Tactic!"

by StevieStevie August 6, 2009

Corporate Illiteracy

The inability to read emails or follow directions within a corporate setting.

Did anyone even read the meeting invite notes or one of the many follow up emails I sent to come prepared to answer questions? Wow, corporate Illiteracy rates are high this week.

by Dokki June 12, 2020