Coolip

The combination of the words "cool" and "whip." The epitome of Awesomeness. Can also be used in any exciting situation, and if used correctly can be used to escape a particularily uninviting situation. Must be used with caution for only those cool and Awesome enough can use this word without looking like a complete douche.

One cannot simply walk into Coolip.

by CortyBunns July 17, 2011

Coolitus

The need to post your retarded definition of a word you and your friends came up with randomly, thinking everyone else will think it's funny when it makes no sense at all. The insatiable need to be cool which condemns you to posting shit definitions of made up words.

Douchebag: yeah lolroflmao I totally just posted shitassdicknipple in urban dictionary!! It means i like peaches :)

Rest of the world: Thanks for wasting my time on reading this retarded bullshit. This kid has a major case of coolitus.

by Shitassdicknipple December 31, 2011

Coolitudinosity

The highest degree of awesomeness possibly able to be obtained.

You built a robot dinosaur with missile launchers and a flamethrower that can outrun a Ferrari for the school science fair? Coolitudinosity.

by MutantMoxx February 12, 2012

coolierod

A person who is convinced of their coolness but to everyone else is the least cool person they know

Look at that coolierod with his tricked out 10-speed--yeah buddy--you're cool

by he who must not be named August 2, 2006

cooliopesidaisies

A one word phrase meaning, cool, neat, interesting etc.

Joe: "Hey, I saw your favorite band live!"
Susan: "Cooliopesidaisies."

by Vi S July 5, 2008

Coolatchan

Originated in Ste Madeline, Trinidad and Tobago, this refers to a person without ambition. This person is clumsy by nature.

She is a coolatchan, she broke the radio.

by shazim March 20, 2011

Cooliol

(coolio + lol)

A word you would use to describe something that is both awesome and funny. Something "cool" and that makes you "laugh out loud".

It could be considered both an exclamation or an adjective, or, considering it's casual grammar, whatever your heart desires. It is used in texting and messaging speech in the same way as "lol", "rofl" or normal words like "sweet" or "rad" are used (not that anybody actually uses "rad" anymore). You can say it out loud too, but some might try to tell you that you're weird. I use it out loud, but that's because I'm awesome and grew up saying "coolio" so it was just natural.

Andrew: OMG! I just watched some dude do an intense backflip in his underwear!

Katie: Hahah COOLIOL!!!

by Frankhenklein2 May 14, 2011