Contraguru

Someone who is always wrong and therefore can be used for advice by doing the opposite of his advice.

It is important not to tell the contraguru you use him as such, to keep his advice as pure as possible.

i bought bitcoin because the contraguru strongly adviced to sell.

i sold my house because the contraguru is very optimistic about the housing market.

by dmeista November 19, 2020

Contradick

Contradick; noun; someone who reflexively opposes an idea posed to them. Even if they haven't thought about it before

My girlfriend is such a contradick, so stubborn and prideful. Contradicks hi, you try and express an idea and they gotta trample on it, then they get angsty when you call em out.

by Whilemanaltogether February 18, 2022

Contradone

is to control(relationship) with someone but it is already controlled (in a relationship) by someone

" He tried to get back with his wife but little he didn't know it was already contradone by a courtesan "

" I tried to control the DNA of a Mus Musculus (Mice) but the amount of RNA and Invaders already contradone the DNA "

by Tellerpore September 15, 2023

Mindless Contradictions

Mindless Contradictions experiments with Industrial/Progressive/Electronica combined...breaking
barriers and bringing out the other side of Industrial Metal. Fast paced electronic beats fused with brain-crushing powerchords and quiet melodies bring out the best of such influences as Dream Theater, the Prodigy, and Nine Inch Nails.But don't think this is just another band trying to follow in the footsteps of their idols, copying the music note by note.

This is something else entirely. And so is the music.

Man Mindless Contradictions gets me all high!

by Robert Holls November 6, 2004

Shady Contractor

A shady contractor is someone who can talk up a storm while low-balling you i.e. makes a deal or arrangement that sounds good but really isn't.

"Rick was talking to me about all these small boxes that he had to move and how easy a job it would be for two people and that he would do most of the work, but when I went with him to help him all of the boxes were super heavy and we had to move them up sooo many flights of stairs and it took soo long."

"Damn! What a shady contractor!"

by Shammmm June 14, 2015

Weed contrail

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude. see also the conspiracy theorist's variant weed chemtrail.

The crew in that car must be very high - it's leaving behind a weed contrail.

by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017

renude contract

Where you disrobe to allow your employer to see and/or sample The Merchandise as a bribe/exchange for his allowing you to continue working for him, even if your past/present job-performance totally sux otherwise.

Though inherently less competent/efficient than her plain-Jane co-worker Miss Blips, the drop-dead-gorgeous Miss Buxley always tries her best to do a good job so that her male-chauvinist "dirty old man" boss, General Amos T. Halftrack, will let her keep her job as a secretary at Camp Swampy, and thus she will not be obliged to debase herself by asking him for a renude contract, much as he would love to have her do so.

by QuacksO October 10, 2017