con goggles

since there is a lack of women at a con what litte amount of women there is suddenly goes up about 3 to 4 numbers on the 1 to 10 scale

example:dude i think i was wearing con goggles yesterday i saw the same girl yesterday at the con she was a nine but after the con the next day i saw her she was a six

by the ragin asian October 18, 2010

seannery con

one whom acts in a "Sean" like way

you've pulled a seannery con!, your favourite game is Sean Recon

by alan haley May 26, 2008

Def Con

When a woman is having her period and you want to warn other males about it you say Def Con.

Mom: Timmy!!!! Clean your fothermucking room!!!!!!
Timmy: What the hells with mom?
Bobby: Def Con
Timmy: Ohh. Thanks.........sure mom.....i love you!

by Jonathan McDoodi May 20, 2008

Con artist

Mothers that go to Vegas and tell their daughters they’re in the hospital

I’m in the hospital I can’t talk bye lol CON ARTIST

by your girllll October 25, 2018

Con Jack

a person who is a liar and a cheat for the purpose of stealing, often homless and under the influence of demorahl and crack

Im always approched by hella con jacks trying to get a peice of mine, when im trying to get some peace of mind.

by Aliatron November 9, 2008

bull con

A variation on the more commonly used, "bull shit". People tend to use "bull con" to describe a situation that's "fucked".

Son: "Dad, can we go to Wal Mart (on July 4th)?"
Dad: "No bud, we're not dealing with these peoples' last minute patriot bull con."

by rayk June 24, 2017

Con Cunt

Someone who is so embittered and angry at life that they decided to flout the joyous camaraderie of geekdom at venues such as anime conventions or comicon by being a complete asshole to people by rejecting and disdaining fun and jovial gestures.

Con-goer: High five!
Con cunt: Fuck you.
Con-goer: (sarcastically, but not fully grasping the sincerity of the offense) Whoa, dude.

Con-goer: Free hugs!
Con cunt: How 'bout a blow job, bitch?
Con-goer: (incredulous stare)

by Raggedy Dandy May 17, 2014