Comedian Billy B

Comedian Billy B is a very sexy and funny comedian. He's a nomadic vagabond who traverses the continent in search of spirits that need picking up. He is a very strong person who has picked up to 500 spirits at one time. Not to be confused with his split personality "The Trailer Park Pimp" who Also is a spirit lifter, but at the expense of other spirits. It is rumored that the only way to quell the Pimps fury is by monitary wealth, otherwise prepare for the Pimphand bitches!

"I google Comedian Billy B one time, his videos are pretty funny!"

by Kief Terpman February 3, 2021

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Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.

"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic

by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021

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