columbian drag race 

When you get your male partner's penis erect, so that it becomes parallel to the floor. Then you put a line of cocaine on top of the penis from the tip down to the shaft, and you begin to snort the line from start to finish. Hence the Columbian drag race.

"Hey, we don't need any mirrors, we could just do a Columbian drag race off our cocks!"

"Im very hard right now, I think I have enough to let you do a Columbian drag race off me"

"Yo, we're going to have a group orgy, you can come too, we'll have a couple drinks and then maybe we can do a few Columbian drag races off each other"

columbian drag race by Saltonic Drinks January 12, 2009

columbia 

Poetic name for the Americas, mostly dating from the nineteenth century, a feminized version of Christopher Columbus' name. Also the name of a popular female personification of the United States around that time, particularly before the construction and dedication of the Statue of Liberty; the Columbia Pictures logo is an excellent example of this allegorical figure. Several cities, counties, neighborhoods and institutions in the U.S. have Columbia as or in their name — especially the capital, the District of Columbia. Canada's westernmost province is likewise named British Columbia.

Columbia is also how dumb people spell "Colombia," a friendly and colorful nation in South America that is unfortunately beset by drug-related conflict.

columbia by Shreve Lamb and Harmon February 4, 2007

Columbia 

The first of America's space shuttle fleet (Enterprise was actually built first, but never flew in space.). First flight event occurred in 1981. She was destroyed upon reentry into earth's atmosphere in 2003 killing her crew of seven.

Columbia flew her maiden voyage in 1981.

Columbia by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

Columbian Corndog 

Sexual act where a man fucks a woman in the ass, pulls his penis out, and notices that he has a piece of undigested corn stuck to his weiner.

Susie: I had Mexican food for dinner.
Tommy: Looks like I'm gettin me a Columbian Corndog tonight.

Columbian Corndog by Rodney Simmons October 5, 2007

Columbian Ass War

A type of game where you place your hands on your hips and charge at your opponent with great force until your asses meet. Whoever is still standing masters that round

My friends Duncan, Leo, and, Eric played Columbian Ass Wars all day long!

Columbian Ass War by Ellen (Lola Trueheart) May 30, 2008

Combine Harvester 

A large peice of farming machinery, often used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's.
Uses large saw like blades to cut through things with ease, is only really used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's of annoying items. aka children

person 1: I hear you bought a new combine harvester last week.
person 2: Ye i had to get rid of the old one, to slow, makes it harder to hit the fast animals and children.
person 1: Mmmm hmmm i had the same problem last winter

Combine Harvester by Keaton May 8, 2006

Columbian breakfast 

Cocain served as a substitute for breakfast, in bed.

A women is surprised by her loving sugar daddy with Columbian Breakfast in bed. In what content was the breakfast served on you ask? a mirror. And the utensils? A razzor blade.

Columbian breakfast by Plude Gist October 24, 2009