used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species

Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name

by D Flawless November 11, 2021

cashmere collection

A trio devoted to ensuring the spread of glamour, excitement and good looks in the Greater Philadelphia Region.

The cashmere collection is "100% luxury and light as a feather."

by MitchaleM September 18, 2006

Bone Collector

A bounty hunter of sorts. Could be male or female. Someone who goes after and collects a debt from those unwilling to pay up and does so with swift precision and expertise. It is an old term that has in more recent years had its origin changed due to a movie of the same name of which is is now also associated with.

My lawyer is like a bone collecter. He went after the debt that was owed with the vengeance of a bone collector and never broke from the mission.

by GypsySoulLove July 9, 2021

Colberting

The act of taking a single pringle chip, topping it with whip cream, and then putting another pringle chip on top of that. Seen on episode 737 of The Colbert Report, done by Stephen Colbert.

Last night I was really tired, and really hungry, lucky for me there were some pringles and whip cream next to me, so I started Colberting!

by URANicePersonN0T May 4, 2010

Coleton

Coleton is the type of legit guy and laid back. He is the one that gets lots of girls with his HUGE ding dong. That’s not all Coleton is even athletic and good looking. He is not the greatest at acidemics but he sure can get the girls.

Man they coleton over there is a player with that huge ding dong he has over there

by Jackrabbit72 December 20, 2018

Trash-Collector

Person whom you designate to break into your home after you die and clean out and dispose of all the embarrassing shit you'd never want your friends and family to find.

My Trash-Collector has promised to grab all my porn and condoms out of my apartment within 6 hours of my death.

by your_new_friend June 1, 2010

vinyl collector

an excuse for millennials or gen z people to think that they are quirky by spending their life savings on a piece of plastic just to play it on the cheapest suitcase player known to man

"hey man i'm a vinyl collector"
"ok idgaf"

by mrsquidward1257 February 22, 2023