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Rainbow Cocaine 

When Smarties are crushed into a bag to form a powder like substance
"Hey there kid wanna buy some Rainbow Cocaine"

Cupid's Cocaine 

Much in the same context as magic dust, angel dust or generally any powdery or extremely fine grained mind-altering anesthetic, Cupid's Cocaine is what the famed god of erotic love and beauty spreads like so many amorous arrows. Except dear reader, this isn't just any magically inhaled love...this is high powered, chat breeze until the sun comes up, mind numbing, hate yourself the next day, raw aggressive brain cell destroying love. If you ever find yourself in the midst of a tempestuous love affair, and also exhibit symptoms of agitation, racing thoughts, hyperactivity, paranoia, toxic psychosis, depression, rage and any other range of bipolar symptoms, you may have been laced by none other than Venus' sly little son : ) Just don't expect immortality the next day.
Andromeda felt such a captivating rage of intense love for Jason that she knew she had been spiked with Cupid's Cocaine.....and was destined to fall tragically within ~ 2h and need to re-up.

poor man's cocaine 

Another name for methamphetamines. Also known as speed, crystal, meth, clear, white.
Person 1: Want some clear?

Person 2: Nah man, save the poor man's cocaine for yourself.
An energy drink that is sold at very few conveinence stores that burns going down and coming out.

Brings such a crazy high and declares upon its can that is the "legal substitute" to the actual drug.

Did I mention that it burns?
IT BURNS LIKE HOT HOT HOT HOT PEPPERS.
Ray and I drunk Cocaine in the cafe.

Ray and I couldn't stop twitching and laughing after drinking Cocaine.

Imma go to the store and get 5 or 6 cans of cocaine for our trip.
cocaine by stup1dity May 21, 2007
A drug used by retards and Dick-Heads.
"How Can you?" -DickHead on Cocaine
"By figuring it out..." -Pweb
Cocaine by Pwebster November 13, 2011