Cop Coach

A mall cop that also coaches youth sports, especially their kids' soccer team. The most famous Cop Coach is Ralph Drabble who helps referee his son, Patrick's, soccer games. Cop Coaches are often criticized by their bad calls. But in the end a Cop Coach can be a sweet man. So next time you want a great game but you don't want to encroach, make friends with the ref, he just might be a Cop Coach!

Ralph: Great game, huh? Those boys were killing me. I was one worn out Cop Coach!

Liv: Cop Coach? What is that? Is that a cop that also coaches soccer?

Ralph: Sure, I coach my son, Patrick's, soccer team, The Varmits. He loves it! I never make bad calls on him.

Patrick: Yeah, Miss Liv, he's right. He never does make bad calls on me. He's one great coach!

Liv: Well, do you want me to help coach you, too? Me and my husband Ben could help.

Patrick: Yes, I don't need just a Cop Coach.

Liv: You are so sweet! See you at the next soccer game. Me and Grandpa Ben will be there with sweats on.

Patrick: Sweet! Cop Coaches rock!

Ralph: (blowing the coach whistle) You'd better move it, boy. You're gonna get glared!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 18, 2012

coach baggy

Anything which stands as a status symbol for poor white trash.

I'm afraid these Pantone mugs are a little too "coach baggy", but I don't know anyone good enough to notice.

by Pansy Bear September 25, 2010

social coach

attractive female companion who parents pay money to help their son with special needs, especially Autism/Asperger's Syndrome learn social skills, especially dealing with other attractive women and to take him out to various events/activities in the community

I'm a 19 year-old male with Asperger's Syndrome, a mild form of Autism. I think it's good for males with Autism/Asperger's Syndrome to have a social coach.

by Mr. 911 December 13, 2008

Coach Z

If you're trying to faze him, then you must smoke grass.

Here The Chort, have a trophy.

by reddragon46and2 July 25, 2003

coach bag

A girl who will spread for status-defining gifts and favours, such as a Coach Bag.

That bitch from south county is a real Coach Bag.

by Journeys mom October 23, 2007

coach jolk

health teacher who gives out a lot of work and was a nice guy but then gave out work that is wayyy to hard for anyone

hey coach jolk. can i go to the bathroom?

by james boxaplenty April 20, 2008

coach bombay

in the 90's movie THE MIGHTY DUCKS coach Gordon Bombay (Emilio Estevez)is the coach of the Mighty Ducks who is forced to do community service after being charged with drunk driving. He coaches the team to greatness and falls in love with the kids. Or the term "Coach Bombay" can be used as term describing your best friend who has coached you through life. <3

"Wow, I love that movie "The Mighty Ducks!Emilio Estevez is my hero!"
or
"Wow that brandon is such a coach bombay."

by caseymcconaughey March 27, 2009