Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
by TheDeadYeti February 24, 2021
Get the The Horse Churchmug. The look on someones face of utter disapproval and disgust characterized by an attitude of moral superiority while outwardly saying Jesus loves you.
When I was parking my car at the store listening to my loud music a lady walked by staring at me with her church face judging me.
by unXXown June 21, 2023
Get the Church Facemug. Its a meme on youtube from Jan 22 2013 and say "I want a church girl that goes to church aNd ReAdS hEr bIbLe!" Or just a girl that goes to church
Dave:Hey did you see that one meme about a church girl? James:Yeah that was funny. Or, "Hey there goes a church girl".
by Jay_Theasurus May 15, 2022
Get the A church girlmug. An unwanted announcement that an audience feels obligated (or pressured) to stay to listen to at the end of a service or meeting, often provided with extraneous details and information or a request for the audience to take action to participate. At the end of a meeting, someone might mention, "I have a quick church announcement". This implies that the speaker recognizes the audience is ready to leave, but also takes advantage of the opportunity to promote an upcoming event, a request for volunteers, a request for funds, or anything else that they need from that audience that they recognize the audience may not want to hear, but may be guilted into obliging. The irony is, they are rarely "quick".
by CtownBishop July 6, 2022
Get the Church Announcementmug. When a large group of people are at the club, or a big party is poppin off and everyone has to leave for any reason.
by Karl Burnham January 11, 2008
Get the church on the movemug. The word Cunt is considered to be the worst insult in the English "language".
But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.
Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.
Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.
That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.
-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...
But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.
Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.
Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.
That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.
-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...
by O***** November 14, 2017
Get the Cunt Churchmug. Where one or more people cut photos of naked women out of a playboy magazine and glue them to the door and/or walls ect. of a church. They do this in protest that sex is not a sin or dirty as most churches would have us believe. It is done by people in the porn scene movement,neohippie movement and porn hippie movementand underaged sex movement ect.
by Deep blue 2012 May 25, 2010
Get the Playboy a churchmug.