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Chud

If pee is #1 and poop is #2, #3 is chud. Watery excrement. Sometimes accompanied by a fart.
Your chud smells so bad, dude!
by ChickenMilk101 November 2, 2023
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Chud

It's when you shit then no matter how many times you wipe it just won't go away you constantly feel like there's something still in there
Man I've wiped my ass 17 times I hate getting a Chud
by PS_Kwups August 3, 2022
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chud

another word for chewing gum gum used in the midlands of england
oi mate, pass us some chud
by demonthot March 25, 2019
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chud

chud is what you say when you are at a loss for words. But it insinuates that you are being "sus" to your friends.
"dang it I just died in this game" "chud"
by cruz is sus April 23, 2021
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Chud-puffer

A woman who is known for nothing but giving blowjobs and spitting the cum back onto the man's penis.
man i heard Emiliana next door is a Chud-puffer!
by ChunkyRot October 20, 2025
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Chuds McKinsey

Chuds McKinsey noun \ˈchudz mə-ˈkin-zē\
1. A paradoxical, chaotic, and intellectually eclectic individual, equally at home in messy bathrooms, cluttered workspaces, and complex theoretical discussions. Chuds McKinsey is renowned for lateral thinking, integrative learning, and unorthodox problem-solving, combining apparent disorder with unexpected brilliance. Frequently responsible for minor domestic or public disruptions, including toilet clogs, overuse of sticky notes, or creative rearrangements of shared spaces.
2. (informal / humorous) A figure who exemplifies messy genius, paradoxical behavior, and eclectic knowledge, fueled by a fiber-rich diet heavily influenced by Asian cuisine, which supports both cognitive energy and occasional porcelain adventures.

Adjective:
• Exhibiting qualities characteristic of Chuds McKinsey: unorthodox, unpredictable, paradoxical, messy yet insightful, chaotic yet innovative.
• Demonstrating integrative, cross-disciplinary knowledge applied in unconventional and often humorous ways.

Verb: to Chuds McKinsey
• To approach a problem, situation, or project in a seemingly chaotic, counterintuitive, or unorthodox manner that ultimately produces innovative or highly effective results.
Example: “The team was stuck until she Chuds McKinsey’d the workflow—sticky notes, ramen noodles, and blockchain in perfect, messy harmony.”
1. “I didn’t understand her strategy at first, but it was pure Chuds McKinsey.”
2. “He Chuds McKinsey’d the workflow using sticky notes and ramen noodles.”
3. “The office is a disaster, but somehow we’re ahead of schedule—total Chuds McKinsey energy.”
4. “She’s both a mess and a genius at the same time—classic Chuds McKinsey.”
5. “We were stuck on the project until Jordan Chuds McKinsey’d the whole thing into submission.”
6. “His joke about quantum origami was pure Chuds McKinsey.”
7. “He thrives in chaos—real Chuds McKinsey behavior.”
8. “I thought the bathroom was safe… until Chuds McKinsey showed up.”
9. “She Chuds McKinsey’d the hackathon with noodles, sticky notes, and a whiteboard full of equations.”
10. “Classic Chuds McKinsey energy—messy, unpredictable, and brilliant.”
by Chuds McKinsey September 8, 2025
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chud out

when you see an example of wokeness or zog and can to nothing but get angry and seethe.
when nate saw the sheboon on a youtube ad he began to chud out
by vantawhite hyperborean April 5, 2025
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