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chronic bitch face syndrome 

Where there’s nothing wrong with you but everybody thinks there is because you have a bitch face
Omg that girl is always looking at me wrong . I think she has chronic bitch face syndrome

Chronic Ash Syndrome 

Chronic ash syndrome is affected by many, but most specifically the black community, and people of color. Ashiness is something that is obviously seen on a black person/a darker skinned person of color because of their chocolate or caramel skin, so many other people have never had to experience it. This syndrome can be self-diagnosed because you are usually born an ashy human being. Once ashy, always ashy.
Tiffany: Let's play tic-tac-to!
Stacy: Omg Stacy what a good idea! But where?
Tiffany: Lets just play it on your leg since you have Chronic Ash Syndrome
Stacy: So true!! Good idea !

Chronic Earworm Syndrome

A very annoying mental issue. If you often wake up with your favorite song in your head and it makes it much harder to go back to sleep, you probably have it. Also, a new song would have to automatically drive out the previous one so that you have one going around up there 24/7.
My love for music has gone too far. I think I have Chronic Earworm Syndrome (CES).

Chronic Complainer 

Someone that complains almost non-stop, Very annoying.
Did you hear how much of a Chronic Complainer maya is?
Chronic Complainer by Sigmicgalaxy February 14, 2019

Chronic Flatulitis 

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.
I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.