Choditis

A diagnosis in which an individual is considered highly unattractive due to the absence of a 'real dick,' and instead have a chode.

*For an example of an unattractive chode, please see jumble chode

'Sir, I am afraid you have Choditis.' --No Doctor Ever.

by ProbablyJustMe October 27, 2017

chokim

A choker made for a man. Short for choke him.

Similar to choker. Short for choke her.

He was wearing a chokim at a rave on New Years.

by For#3 January 1, 2018

Choking on gold

In an instance of embroiled internecine conflict between rappers, a.k.a beef, the idiom "Choking on gold" refers to the inability of a given party to reprise an ad hominid attack due to the terms of a private concession. The concession, usually initiated through some form of bribery or intimidation, is knowingly accepted at the cost of making the silenced party appear less real.

Mac Miller was choking on gold shortly after the release of Drake's new EP.

by TiberiusGracchus May 28, 2018

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018

choktter

a guy who is very arrogant even when there parents insist on the opposing side of what they choose. they are rebellious have great conversations. they are sometimes very rude and turns to be rude. at the end they are someone hiding their inner self and have a loud character to hide their inner feelings.

that guy is being such a choktter

by sam998 May 16, 2018

Choking the Chicken

when the chicken is choked.

Girlfriend: hey babe wanna bang?
Me: Nah im choking the chicken rn tbh.

by GayCodPlayer October 31, 2018

Chotito

A fag or someone who looks like he could be gay

Omar es un chotito porque tiene puesto una minifalda.

by JJcomedy January 19, 2019