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Chodemaster

one who either has a very large chode, or usually the one in a group of friends who does idiodic things, also one who is picked on the most. see Chode and Douche. one who tries to impress the girls.
1.look at tim flexing his muscles, he is such a chodemaster.
2.Wizards9896 is the biggest chodemaster ive ever played.
3."Hey guys watch this--" "dude your such a chodemaster."
by teh l33t chodemaster December 22, 2008
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Chodeblow

A person who engages in the act of sucking a chode (a short, fat penis). This is usually used as an insult.
Lauren: Did you hear about Jill last night?

Melissa: YEAH! Oh-em-gee she is such a chodeblow!
by crazyasscrazyman1212 November 14, 2009
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Chode fuck

Doood, what the heck, look at Austin he is such a chode fuck
by chodeman1234 May 22, 2010
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Giant Chode

A penis that's wider than it is long, but still big.
A penis that is 20 cm long and 21 cm wide would be giant chode.
by awmm May 24, 2015
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Chode Chomper

During oral when a girl gets bored of sucking and starts gnawing on her partner's Wang Chung for sexual pleasure.
Yesterday i gave my girlfriend a raging Gabriel and in return she gave me a Chode Chomper. It was enjoyable.
by gimpmaster March 26, 2009
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chode chowder

The lint and other crap that collects in ones chode (referring to the gap between the balls and the asshole).
Mike pissed me off so much; I think I'm going to make a chode chowder sandwich and feed it to him!
by BtodaG December 24, 2006
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Chode Warrior

A Chode Warrior is a person you know who mooches everything you have that they want. Chode Warriors take advantage of any kindness they see. Chode warriors will constantly bum your smokes, eat your food, drink your tasty beverages, and sleep on your couch.
Ex. 1
Person A: Hey man, can I bum a smoke?
Person B: Dude, I've bummed you smokes all week. Stop being such a Chode Warrior

Ex. 2
Person A: Brandon is staying with me for a few days.
Person B: You shouldn't let him. He's a Chode Warrior
by destructamental July 4, 2009
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