Chimp Pimp

A cooler way to say zookeeper.
Used mostly by zookeepers in order to make their line of work sound more fun than it is.

Girl: "so what do you do?"
Guy: "AYYYE IM THE BIGGEST CHIMP PIMP IN TOWN BAYBEYYYYYY"
Girl: "fuck me"

by The Grass Master September 9, 2018

Chimp

A dumbass person

Person 1: "I'm going to shove a fork in an outlet."
Person 2: "Dude, you're an absolute chimp."

by Frixion fred September 19, 2020

Chimp Boy

An individual with many ‘chimply’ characteristics. Shows many hybrid tendencies that lay somewhere between a chimpanzee and a boy.

“Hey why is Willy in the corner acting all primal?”

“He’s just being a Chimp Boy again!”

by hogghoss69 March 24, 2022

chimp whale meat

the toughest of meat that surrounds the plaster board required to infiltrate narnia when camping in in the kodak trenches.

On following my chums to the wardrobe I noticed the chimpwhale meat was out of place

by Jono Green, Shungre, Dennis Quade, Muel, Pete and associates. February 3, 2005

chimpanzee

see Jiten.

Jiten is a chimpanzee.

by Wilma September 12, 2003

Chimp Lover

Usually male, a Chimp lover is a man who prefers the company of Chimps rather than Human beings. Meant in the sexual Text.

Man1"Wow, dude that dude is a Chimp Lover"
Man2"and a squirrel fiddler by the looks of it"

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

Chimpress

A portmanteau describing a method of trying to impress people by directly mirroring their actions, like a chimpanzee would do. If a human does something in front of a chimp, the chimp will start to reenact the humans action. For some reason, a person who does said method of impressing thinks that doing everything you do is cool!

guy1: Dude, guy3 is really trying to chimpress you, what a douche.
guy2:yea, i've noticed. he needs to stop hanging around us.
guy3: Hey guys wanna go do some alcohol? I've seen some pics of partys you went to. beer pong is super cool!

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guy1: here comes guy3 trying to chimpress us again man
guy2: oh boy! that douche is a douche!
guy3: hey guys, im gonna get so high this weekend. Im gonna trip on my nut! you guys enjoy consuming marijuana right? pot, YEAH!!!!!

by JuniorRichBoy March 3, 2009