Chinese Bonfire

When a large amount of fireworks are placed in a pile and lightly doused with a flammable substance, which is then set on fire. The pile of fireworks burns and blows up instead of being set off by the fuses.

Tim: Hey did you get any fireworks last weekend for the 4th of July?
John: Yeah, and we made that shit into a Chinese bonfire.

by BigPapaSmurf227 December 22, 2010

Chinese Glue

n. Leftover rice porridge, or reconstituted hard rice used as an adhesive; a booger or snot stuck on the finger(s).

Having exhausted his bottle of Elmer's, and rolls of tape, he resorted to Chinese glue so he could finish the school annual photo layout.

by chaudaufu November 10, 2006

chinese shower

definition: when two or more guys are getting head or plain old jacking off they take turns elaculating on the girls body.

exampe: sara says if we come over we can give her a chinese shower.

by kid fry November 1, 2007

Chinese Hangover

That horrible feeling you have after you eat chinese food.

I have such a huge Chinese hangover, I ate way to much last night.

by Tom Cali February 19, 2007

Chinese Roulette

Not for those who can't live dangerously. Eating a fortune cookie whole, fortune and all, thus causing your fortune to come true without knowing what it is, you are playing roulette with your fortune.

Co-Worker 1: Did you see what Jeff just did?
Co-Worker 2: No, what happened?
Co-Worker 1: He just played Chinese Roulette at our christmas party.
Co-Worker 2: Wow, that dude lives dangerously.

by sXeSokol December 17, 2010

Chinese Handjob

When a man receives a handjob from a person wielding chop sticks

Chen got a Chinese Handjob from his friend, Li.

by twofourjizzkins September 19, 2011

chinese torpedo

A Chinese Torpedo is when a woman inserts a chopstick(s) into her anus prior to any sexual activity. During sexual activity she then shoots the chopsticks out of her anus during orgasm much like torpedos being fired from a submarine. Performing Chinese Torpedos results in great pleasure and intense orgasms for women skilled in the art of Chinese Torpedoing.

John couldn't believe how far Julie shot her Chinese Torpedos when he brought her to orgasm!

by HeatherPleather February 27, 2008