chief plank

If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.

That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!

by Raydon February 23, 2004

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chief that

To roll a joint and then light it yourself when others are present.

John: Almost (licks the glue and then lights it himself).

Toby:Sooo, I guess your just gonna chief that spleef?

John: (quickly passes it) Sorry dude, habit.

by Edapoe March 6, 2009

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Chief Wasteman

A Chief Wasteman is the highest level of a wasteman

Chief wasteman is the highest level of being a wasteman.

insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)

eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.

by Soundguy11 August 27, 2011

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chief spencer

Small, frail man. Can't go anywhere alone. Can't make decisions alone. Fails to comprehend the thin blue line concept. Unable to get an erection. Limp, soft, sad man. Got beat up constantly as a child. Unable to do what's right and fair. Closet cock sucker.

"Chief spencer swallowed it". "They beat the shit out of that chief spencer". " chief spencer chocked it down"

by Youradouchebag September 22, 2016

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