Chess

The worst kind of game (or sport) is the one that seems designed to be taken seriously. Games (and sports) are the opposite of anything seeious, and there are already enough people in the world always wearing a silly looking game face, a kind of poker face that makes them look and sound more serious than they actually are.

Chess, checkers, they're both games. Warning shots, warning barks, anything with the word warning in front of it seems meant to be taken seriously, and yet that still doesn't mean they came from a serious person, any more than mandates, restrictions, or laws.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

chess neck

When someone has horrible neck posture because they play too much chess on chess.com

Ew do you see Max’s chess neck!

He used to be so hot last year.

by AnimalJam100 January 14, 2024

Chess tournament

Chess tournament

Me and Joe are playing in a chess tournament

by Savvy827 October 30, 2021

Chessed

A sephirah from Kabbalah, it represents the love and sweetness, kindness, generosity, selfless and some other times charity! The most beautiful sephirah and super female, connected to Hashem.

You are an amazing soul, your chessed is giant compared to the earth, your heart is pure and your love is above all.

by Purity and Love for the Humans May 31, 2022

sack chesse

To put a ball of chesse in a sack or a sock or to beat up

You got sack chesse in the stomch

by Joseph Manzella September 2, 2016

everything is chess

Just like chess, every decision in the game of life has an impact on the rest of your game. One bad move and your entire game is ruined or in the least, it makes it hard to recover from that bad choice. Ask mom for $40 just so you can get 20$? Chess...Souping up the Chipolte girl just so she gives you more chicken, chess.

Yo, yesterday i noticed that a cop pulled out in back of me a few lights back. My tags are expired so I hit that left and a right into Bristol Farms, got out and kept it moving. Everything is chess.

by MajorChess October 11, 2019