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Cheesecake

The best thing to ever be invented in all of human history.
It is rumored to heal any wound, disease, or even diarrhea.
Even better if you put strawberries on it.
Guy 1: Man, I can’t wait to have some Cheesecake!
Guy 2: That sounds good as fuck
by Copperhelm April 16, 2024
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Cheesecake McGee

CockBlocker who can't stop saying dumb shit about Cheesecakes.
At least it seems like he knew Cheesecake McGee was being a real fuck ass
by Qortne July 30, 2018
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urinary cheesecake

What people in Japan call Urinal Cakes
Be careful not to pee on the urinary cheesecake or else you will be splashed with pee
The urinary cheesecake is blue
by Billiam Beaver April 19, 2018
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Cherry Cheesecake

When a woman receives oral sex during her menstrual cycle with either make-up sponges or a tampon tucked completely (string included) inside her vagina. No Redwings.
It was Valentine's Day..and aunt flo decided to be a b***h, so he offered me cherry cheesecake.. I felt so loved.
by #TheLeadLadi September 22, 2016
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cheesecake head

A cheesecake head is a slang term used to describe someone with distinct facial traits that are mostly influenced by their genetics. These features typically include a red, raw-looking complexion, dry or cracked skin, crusty lips, and a lack of eyebrows. People with these characteristics are often highly sensitive to sunlight and easily sunburned, which can accentuate their appearance. The overall look, due to these genetic traits, can sometimes come across as unusual or intense, contributing to a "scary" or striking appearance.
After spending just an hour in the sun, Jack’s face turned bright red, his lips cracked, and his eyebrows seemed to disappear, making him look like a total cheesecake head.
by ckhdex October 8, 2024
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Abba Cheesecake

A cheesecake, mostly made by a godly ruling figure (hence Abba) in a large, dystopian-corporate factory/society. The cheesecakes are manufactured using living matter and feces, then frozen and shipped to dispensaries around the country. Citizens can only eat Abba Cheesecake, or else they face incineration.
Sarah: "Did you get your Abba Cheesecake at the dispo today?"
Thomas: "Not yet, I'm not very hungry, so instead I picked up a granola bar from a dealer."
Sarah: ~dials authorities~
by largegord April 20, 2021
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Cheesecake and chill

Cheesecake and chill (c&c) refers to when you have cheesecake with someone and also engage in sexual affairs
by LingDanc803 April 12, 2023
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