Charity

That dumbass bitch

Chris: That Dumbass Bitch started a rumor that caused a dearly loved friend to take his life all for social media attention.

Tom: wow what a Charity.

by Hooter pooter December 22, 2014

charity crapper

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.

"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"

by boggler October 10, 2005

Charity Cloud Chase

When a person usually (A Young Male On Social Media) Give to charity such as giving money to the homeless Giving food to a food pantry or homeless shelter Or straight up giving out cash Only or heavily for the purpose of receiving likes adoration are even money by ad sponsors

I'm sick of Mr. Beast being Charity Cloud Chase If you wanna give to charity that's fine but you know have to post it on social media

by EmJayee November 27, 2019

charming

a unique skill possesed by a priveleged (or not priveledged few). charming is accomplished by sitting on your back with your legs spread in the air. you then proceed to expel gas (see fart). once you have farted, you use your butt muscles to suck the air back in and continue to repeat for as long a possible. thus, once your location has been succesfully filled with ass gas, you have completed your charming.

he was charming for two hours until the air was poison

by jordan d January 18, 2006

Charity Case

A woman who is ugly, fat, and tends to wear a do-rag or fake hair wig to work at a high end retail store. She is over the hill. She has worked for the same minimum wage job for the past 5 years. She begs at work. She will tell you horror sob stories to make you feel bad for her and in the long run will use this to get everything she wants. There is nothing you can do to get rid of her because she has everyone under her pity thumb.

Charity Case: you know girl, I use to steal people's wallets and use their identities. I worked for free just to prove I wanted a job, just to prove I was worthy. You know, my mom was in jail, my car was broke...
Gullible Person: Oh I feel sorry for you. Let me give you what you want.

by 0147035 October 16, 2010

Charrito

The little burnt Mexican children whose images grace the donation jars by the candies at every Mexican restaurant.

After dinner at El Jimador, I put a quarter in the Charrito jar and took two jolly ranchers. The money goes to pay Lupe's hospital bills.

by Bessnsusan October 21, 2008

Charity

She will appear shy or quiet if you don't know this girl, but once you get to know her she is the coolest, most talkative, fun friend to have! She is extremely loyal and sticks with her friends through thick and thin. She loves most things, and has a passion for animals. She's quiet if you know her, sweet if you're her friend, and insane if you're her best friend. And she's much stronger than she appears, so stay on her good side!

Person 1: Charity's my best friend.
Person 2: Isn't she so sweet? I wish she'd talk more, though.
Person 1: *Goes into shock mode and then falls on the ground laughing*

by Girlonfire March 18, 2013