Carbage

carbohydrates that are made up of, or derived from, less than healthy sources.

a combination of the words; garbage and carbohydrate, that better separates good carbs like "fruit" from bad ones, like "corn syrup".

Alternative usage: “ carbage” a car that is not nice or a piece of junk.

That breakfast cereal is loaded with Carbage!

by Yonstermonster June 18, 2019

Carbon Dating

When you date a boomer eg: someone of the older generation

I asked your mom out , I'm basically carbon dating at this point.

by Boomer longlive namvets September 5, 2019

carb crash

When you eat a lot of carbohydrates and are subsequently sleepy.

Gemma: I am so tired after eating all that pizza and bread for lunch.
Matt: You're suffering from a rather big carb crash.

by Hemingford September 8, 2020

Carbondale Crystal Chronic

a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.

hey man you want some carbondale crystal chronic? No, i don't buy drugs from crackheads.

by wolfeezy April 19, 2009

carbon dating

When a really old man dates a really young woman.

Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.

by ll00l0l January 20, 2011

carbivore

- someone who doesn't mind eating carbs all the time.
- a person who abhors dieting and stuffs anything in his mouth.

Girl: Whoa! You finished an entire pizza in under 10 minutes?!

Guy: Can't blame me. I'm a carbivore.

by neenyoww February 9, 2013

Carbondale, PA

A small town in Northeastern Pennsylvania that was once a great town to live in but is now pretty much a ghetto filled with muffin-tops, toothless wonders, and wellfair freeloaders. The only small town that is capable of having 14 year old drug dealers.

Man 1: Your wife is trailer trash.
Man 2: Don't blame me she's from Carbondale, PA!

by thePLLaddict May 6, 2012