champagne facial

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.

I'm going to give her a Champagne Facial tonight.

by TheBounder November 24, 2024

Champagne Piss

When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss

I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss

by Some_G September 22, 2022

Metaphorical Champagne

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.

1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz

I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please

by Weatherfork February 19, 2024

champagne Dreams

Big dreams

Ive got champagne Dreams with her

by Brayola April 21, 2021

Champagne

A firm piece of turd, followed by unexpected stream of diarrhea.

I went to the toilet and took a champagne.

by Chenin blanc February 25, 2023

champagne problem

I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.

Ugh, she's been bothering me so much lately. She's such a champagne problem.

by short bear November 14, 2023