Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.
by BrownEggsWithCheese March 16, 2022
Get the Champagningmug. It's when you line a grandmother up with her daughter under her and the granddaughter under the mom and pour champagne into her pussy and let it run down the daughter and drink it out of the granddaughter pussy
Oh my God were you there the other day when Becky and her mom and grandmother did in Alabama champagne waterfall. It was so fucking hot
by Stabby knives July 5, 2025
Get the Alabama champagne waterfallmug. When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant
Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.
by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018
Get the Champagne Assmug. A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the champagne you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys
“Hey you wanna pair up for Champagne and Shackles on Friday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”
by cdubs33 October 19, 2023
Get the Champagne and Shacklesmug. Properly entertaining his female house guest, Bobby sophisticatedly invites Sarah to sample his wang-champagne.
by ADeadlySpark August 14, 2011
Get the Wang-Champagnemug. by Chenin blanc February 25, 2023
Get the Champagnemug. sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)
A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.
see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
(noun)
A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.
see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
by _L_C_ June 3, 2025
Get the Champagne social-Islamistmug.