"Chalant" is a word illiterate half-wits think of when talking about the positive form of the word nonchalant, which by the way, HAS NO DIRECT POSITIVE FORM.
Guy 1 (talking about his new coworker): "yeah the new guy is pissing me off. Hes way too chalant about his job, always one-uping everyone."
Guy 2: "fuck you."
Guy 2: "fuck you."
by Audi0Phil3 January 2, 2019
Get the Chalant mug.clean, sterile and very unfriendly city in the middle of nowhere. the only culture is macdonalds. it has nothing of interest.
most people hate calgary, it is unliveable in the winter due to the hostile climate.
most people who live in calgary are rednecks. the only difference to texas is the climate and the fact that everything is 50% more expensive in calgary.
like in texas rednecks do not believe in science, most people here believe in superstition, the average education is extremely low.
the only attraction here are the mountains. anyway, the bc side of the rockies is more beautiful and the people are nicer there.
most people hate calgary, it is unliveable in the winter due to the hostile climate.
most people who live in calgary are rednecks. the only difference to texas is the climate and the fact that everything is 50% more expensive in calgary.
like in texas rednecks do not believe in science, most people here believe in superstition, the average education is extremely low.
the only attraction here are the mountains. anyway, the bc side of the rockies is more beautiful and the people are nicer there.
highlight for the rednecks is the annual animal torture show.
in normal countries people celebrate by singing and dancing. rednecks in calgary celebrate by torturing and killing healthy animals like horses and bulls.
the government in alberta/calgary is bloated. cost of living is one of the highest in the world.
doctors are impossible to find, refuse service to customers.
in case of a disease you will need to go to a hospital.
in normal countries people celebrate by singing and dancing. rednecks in calgary celebrate by torturing and killing healthy animals like horses and bulls.
the government in alberta/calgary is bloated. cost of living is one of the highest in the world.
doctors are impossible to find, refuse service to customers.
in case of a disease you will need to go to a hospital.
by fredolin July 13, 2009
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by Jeff the Skid December 9, 2003
Get the Calgary mug.An Alberta hockey team full of self imporant douchebags that jump the queue for flu shots ahead of those that may really need them.
"Did you see that disgraceful bunch of fags play last night?"
Yeah that was the "Calgary Flames. They are truly a bunch of queers."
Yeah that was the "Calgary Flames. They are truly a bunch of queers."
by Fancy gentleman 23 November 5, 2009
Get the Calgary Flames mug.A tiny, insignificant part of Canada that suddenly (due to it's recent oil boom) thinks it is the most cosmopolitan, hip, flourishing place to be.
While it's true that there has been a lot of economic activity since the late 90's, there are other cold facts Calgarians don't like to brag about:
- population less than 1 million (that is a small city)
- conservative politics (need I mentiond Harper?)
- completely DEAD nightlife (Electric Avenue blows)
- no diversity in employment (either you sell real estate
or you are a redneck working on the oil rigs)
- only white people live there ... i.e. no authentic
cultural experiences like food, art, social diversity
Canada has 3 important cities: Toronto, Montreal & Vancouver. There rest are strictly peripheral.
While it's true that there has been a lot of economic activity since the late 90's, there are other cold facts Calgarians don't like to brag about:
- population less than 1 million (that is a small city)
- conservative politics (need I mentiond Harper?)
- completely DEAD nightlife (Electric Avenue blows)
- no diversity in employment (either you sell real estate
or you are a redneck working on the oil rigs)
- only white people live there ... i.e. no authentic
cultural experiences like food, art, social diversity
Canada has 3 important cities: Toronto, Montreal & Vancouver. There rest are strictly peripheral.
Dude: "how was the job hunt out in Calgary?"
Bud: "great. I can live here a buy a house ..."
Dude: "what the problem then?"
Bud: "Nothing to fucking do! I'd rather get back to Vancouver or head to Toronto where there is a real night life ... this place blows dog!!!"
Bud: "great. I can live here a buy a house ..."
Dude: "what the problem then?"
Bud: "Nothing to fucking do! I'd rather get back to Vancouver or head to Toronto where there is a real night life ... this place blows dog!!!"
by Johnny-Phucker-Phaster June 11, 2006
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Get the chaga mug.Timothée Chalamet is the most sweetest fucking person to ever exist. It’s like he has two settings. Really, he is the most shyest, kindest, most goofiest guy. I’d happily buy him all the bagels. He is an immaculate actor, very talented with so much potential. Adding with the fact that his music taste is adequate. I want to be his best friend. He seems like a pretty genuine guy. But, when he’s on the red carpet, one word: wow. He is a beautiful man. truly one of god’s masterpiece. Timmy, if you’re reading this, my IG is @240perla :)
Person one: I love Timothée Chalamet, and not just for the dancing slo-mo video
Person two: Hell yeah! He is so good at acting!
Person two: Hell yeah! He is so good at acting!
by timmyfuckingtim May 20, 2020
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