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Cretting

Cretting is a west Londno slang word for Desperate/Need/In Need
She is cretting for a splif
by WestLdnKid May 18, 2011
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CETT

Close enough to tell, (CETT) is in relation to "HFFA," "hot from far away"

means when the person you thought was hot gets closer and you decided that they're actually ugly, they're "close enough to tell"

*this is a good time to pretend you did not see them and run away.

*pronounce like the word "SET"
damn dude that girl's hot, wait...she's getting CETT...run away she is ugly!
by SOMEONE ALREADY TOOK MY NAME January 20, 2008
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Certified Financial Planner

Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.

since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.

NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
by speculatorninja February 9, 2010
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certainty

The quality of being something declared as being true that will be proved as being false the next day.
"The thing that is clear to us and that we can say with certainty is that this plane was not hit by a missile."

CAOI - 10th January 2020
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Penis Certification

1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.
2.Certification of the health of a penis.
1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!
2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!
by A$$LickaLowd October 1, 2008
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Joe Certified

A term describing a particular type of woman. A "Joe Certified" woman must be over 5'10", under 110lbs, with "C" cups or larger. Hair color is not required to be blonde, but blondes do get extra points, as does that slightly slutty look.
Check out that bitch, she's 100% "Joe Certified"
by Midnightjoe July 8, 2011
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cerote

It's a turd, just that.
In latinamerican countries it's used sometimes as a derogatory insult, sometimes just for fun.
Juan de la Costa is wrong, they call everyone cerote, not only mexicans.

Aztec warrior is wrong, nobody would try to get respect imitating Mexicans, funniest thing I ever heard.
by sebx April 11, 2009
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