The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
by Urmommia June 29, 2023
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A true Cerealist takes passion in mixing brands to find the perfect balance of texture and sweetness.
ex. Golden Grahams & Capn' Crunch
or Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Crispix
Some hardcore cerealists even substitute regular milk for chocolate milk.
A true Cerealist takes passion in mixing brands to find the perfect balance of texture and sweetness.
ex. Golden Grahams & Capn' Crunch
or Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Crispix
Some hardcore cerealists even substitute regular milk for chocolate milk.
Because Matt considers himself a cerealist (and he's incredibly stoned right now), he's probably going to make himself a bowl of Golden Capn' Chocolate Crunch Grahams. And it will be epic.
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I just recorded myself pouring the milk before cereal just like lil Ignorant now I’m going to be an a intelligent A+ student just like him.
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