Dirty Calvin

1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.

2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.

3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...

Last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.

by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010

Celine Dion

An excellent and perfect type of record to launch off city rooftops in Montreal.

Wow! Did you see Celine Dion almost cut that french guys head off! Awesome!

by squivo August 7, 2010

Celine

A fuck girl. She's short and cute but rare. When you encounter one RUNNNNNN AWAY!!!!!

Boy 1 : this girl celine has my heart

Boy 2: That short Spanish girl , she had mine too then blocked me after.

by Fella who isfond of the Celine April 26, 2017

Calvin Klein

A pregnant man, or a mother with a penis.

Hey dude! Look at the Calvin Klein over there. -Bro, that’s a dude with a beer belly. -No, I swear it’s a pregnant man bro!

by ChrisTheBoss May 21, 2022

Calvin

Someone who's not good at league

HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT. YOU'RE SUCH A CALVIN

by !uoy on August 26, 2018

Calvinized

When one is screwed over by someone named Calvin.

Batman: "Robin, Do you copy?"
Robin: "Go ahead, Batman"
Batman: "You've just been Calvinized"
Robin: "Oh, no he didn't!"

by The Gibler October 30, 2011

calvin sutter

A complete and utter cunt who only thinks about himself.

Girl: that guy is really cute.... I think i want to ask him out.

Other Girl: I don’t think you should he is Calvin sutter. He is i real dick

by Awesome man who fucked your mo January 7, 2018