ass canyon

an ass crack so wide that it can be considered a canyon

Mike: yoo that chick i had last night has a real ass canyon

by cheryl lynn April 30, 2022

canyon of boise

It's a verb.. Wgen a man goes " Canyon of Boise" then that is a person who is being super chill. It means to really be a lay-low kinda man. Mysterious. Or being massively under cover.

"Hey, whatever happened to that guy Josh? I haven't seen him around much?"

"I heard he's working for like the FBI or CIA or something."

"Yeah, I knew he was going out if state but I had no idea he'd be like all Canyon of Boise on us and just disappear like that."

"Hey bro.., why you hiding your Fake book profile?"

"Hey, I gotta disappear for a while so I'm going all Canyon of Boise for awhile."

Nobody knows where it is, nobody wants to know.. It's like the nowhere's ville of noplace land.

by Sissityray October 21, 2015

Glad-canyon

When a Male and Female perform anal sex to the point where the females anus remains open after the Male pull out and removes his penis. The females anus will remain open 1-3 ) inches

(1) I gave that girl the gland-canyon of gapes.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.

by Glad-canyon October 19, 2019

Canyon

Someone who sounds like a Grand Canyon. Weird. Daddy joe. Orange. Trump. Hillary. Kampala

See the canyon! So weird.

by Uiwefukhjukw November 26, 2020

Ham Canyon

slang term for a woman's vagina , or a wimp , or someone scared

we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .

he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.

by Brian T. O'Hara February 7, 2019

Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....

"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there

by plus-size albert November 22, 2020

Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in Agoura Hills, CA. AKA: The place where the survivors of Sumac, and other surrounding elementary schools, go to loose their innocence once and for all before they're shipped off to Agoura High. It's mascot is the cougar, it has a "pep squad", (which is basically a bunch of underage girls dancing to whiny pop music), and has a prominent skating culture, if you can call it that. Students act with impunity. What I mean about that is that in this school you can throw water at a teacher, get ARRESTED that afternoon, and be in class the next day. The teachers tend to be cool, but the administration is THE WORST. The Lady who was the principle of the school was such an authoritarian, that she was TRANSFERED because she just did not do her job correctly. But hey! It's a blue-ribbon school so it's great!

"Lindero Canyon Middle school is SO fun" -nerdy girl

by plus-size albert December 17, 2020