calories

the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.

Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.

by Organ Donor August 20, 2003

2000 calories

To do 2 steps one burn 400 Calories then to have sex with the girlfriend and boyfriend.

1. see 400 calories
2. i lost 2000 calories with my girlfriend

by JKC2.CRUNK January 12, 2009

callous

thick-skinned english teacher

BFFADS is an extremely callous man.
He is so callous man.

by JasonPenney June 7, 2007

brooke callow

A girl who Will lick your ass hole for Crack she will suck u and fuck u for a point she turn will tip u off and fuck u over

tub Slut Brooke Callow suck my cock and licked my ass for Rock

by RiddlerRC August 24, 2016

maven calore

antagonist from the red queen series. hes the second born prince from the calore family and becomes king after his older brothers exile. he has raven hair and "haunting blue eyes", as described by the main character. he's a very morally gray character and in all honesty, i love him. while he did absolutely unforgiveable things to mare, his mother also did unforgiveable things to him (which is not an excuse for the trauma mare was forced to go through). he deserved a better life, one without his horrible mother and one with his first love, thomas.

"bro have you finished the red queen series? i hate maven calore."

"nobody is born a monster."

by locatedinhell May 11, 2022

Burn Some Calories

Used to describe a need to put forth extra effort on a task or project.

I need you to burn some calories on the TPS report this week.

by MojoX November 10, 2009

Cold cut calhoon

After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away

Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there

by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017