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Sex Clutch

Any device such as a foot switch or boss key used to clear a computer screen of pornographic materials.
Eric used his sex clutch to hide his illegal "activities" from his parents who were completely clueless about his newly found lust
by WaFul December 1, 2006
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Clutch

Clutch is an American rock band from Germantown, Maryland, formed in 1990. Clutch invented rock. Each Clutch album is marked by a distinct and cohesive sound. Strong blues influences have also become prominent in the releases of the later years.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is actually based on true events in Tim Sult and Neil Fallon's life. They are the saviors of Rock and the World. They traveled backwards through time to create Rock (in 1733, for the record) and came back to 1992 to hone and shape it like the Rocksmiths that they are. They demand your worship!! Who are you to deny them?

Neil Fallons' (The lead singer) lyrics at first angry and serious in tone have become characterized with intelligence, wordplay, and often humor. Their songs make frequent reference to history, mythology, popular culture, and religion:

"I Have the Body of John Wilkes Booth", tells the story of a fisherman who discovers the corpse of Lincoln's assassin in the Susquehanna River.

"Burning Beard": "Every time I look out my window/ same three dogs looking back at me. Every time I open my windows/ cranes fly in to terrorize me."

His younger sister, Mary Alice Fallon-Yeskey, is employed at Charm City Cakes, and appears on the Food Network series Ace of Cakes.
"After listening to Clutch I have found out that if your not learning your retiring, you've got to take some risks to learn. There's always something to learn."

"There's a sacred, ancient dialog between the musician and the listener. When that happens, it's priceless. That's what people get out of Clutch. It's more of a philosophical reward than anything else."

Clutch is lLike Marlon Brando, but bigger. All around Pure Rock Fury.
by Murderflakes January 4, 2010
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double clutch slip shuck

During sex, the vagina gets so wet and sloppy your pecker slips out and deflects. But without missing a stroke, it enters her asshole. Often resulting in a very high pitch squeal that only animals can hear.
My girlfriend and I were having some pretty good sex the other night. I mean, she was so wet and I was going so fast, she got the double clutch slip shuck. She wasn't able to sit down all weekend.
by Spanky McSpankerton April 17, 2009
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Pop clutch 100

A reference to the song "Aston Martin Music"
The phrase means to drive like a bad ass and go very.
Lets take your new car out to the countryside and pop clutch 100.
by AleMaster April 24, 2011
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Clutch

To get something done in an impossible quick amount of time and in a disorderly manner.
Yo Tarek, we need to clutch the English assignment for next period.
by Toritto November 9, 2010
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Clutch

Announcer: "Bottom of the 11th, bases loaded, Nelson Cruz up to bat."

Announcer 2: "WALK OFF GRAND SLAM NELSON CUZ!!"

Viewer 1: "WOOOAHHHHH NELLY!!"

Viewer 2: CLUTCH
by Saintwhodat October 13, 2011
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clute

I play the clute.
by omgitsniamh June 9, 2016
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