bloop-bloop

The type of (clean) bowel movement where the excrement are tiny and ball-shaped, resulting in a “bloop-bloop” sound when they break the surface of toilet water. When more of these droppings are released in a continuous and repetitive fashion, the longer the bloop-bloop will be. Some bloop-bloops are known to cause such splashes that will spray toilet water back up the rectum of the depositor. This is known as toilet backdraft.

My doodie made a bloop-bloop and tickled my asshole with cold water.

by MehsMehs June 9, 2005

Boop!

The sound effect used to delineate that someone has just said something utterly stupid. Derived from the sound an answering machine makes, thus indicating nobody is home.

Person 1: Hey, what country is China in?
Person 2: Boop!

by Therese Ascent March 23, 2008

Bloop blooping

When a girl fingers herself. A quick bloop bloop

Boy: Yo was that girl bloop blooping on zoom?
Girl: Yup. Ew.

by Narcissistickait January 29, 2021

booper

oringinated in Houston, Texas
1. to be with you because you got money or you famous.
2. to copy, or be a copycatter

First person: Im finna get some braids.
Second person: Aw you a booper i said dat a long ass time ago.

by Cyril K. Lewis June 23, 2006

bloopy

The act of receiving cunnilingus while taking a poop. The female equivalent of a grumpkin. Although difficult to imagine, a pulley system should do the trick.

Last night I was with this girl who slipped me a roofy. I was awoken by some sort of pulley system which harnessed me over her twat by my legs. She forced me to give her a bloopy as she held a gun to my cock. Boy that sucked.

by Secularity November 10, 2008

blooper

A big turd falling into toilet water making a 'bloop' sound.

I just made a huge blooper honey!

by Darin Number 2 April 26, 2007

Bloop

"Bloop" is an exclamatory remark used to communicate the crunkness of a certain topic, object, or person(female)between African Americans of Urban culture also known among each other as "Niggaz". This term may be used as loosely and frequently as needed

50 CENT: "Shit dawg, that shit is BLOOOOOOP!"

LUDACRIS: "FUCK'N BLOOP! SUCK'A DICK, DIE BITCH!!! HELLLLLL YEEEEEEAAAA"

FUNKMASTER FLEX: "Yea Yea Yea Bloooop! Buy my album!!"

Dr. Dre: "BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP!! WHOOP WHOOOP FUCK'N BLOOOP!"

LIL JON: "WHAT!?!? OKAAAYYY!?!? FUCK'N BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP! SKEET SKEET SKEEEEET!!"

by BLOOP BLOOP April 15, 2005