Dirty Torpedo

The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!

Man did you hear about those sub Mariners? I heard those sick fucks invented the dirty torpedo!

by Zkod December 5, 2020

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torpedo range

The distance semen travels over the female body.

Man, I have a super long torpedo range. I aimed from her vagina all the way to her hair.

by KangarooPanda March 17, 2017

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torpedo tail

When someone is giving a rusty trombone or rim job and accidentally brushes a prairie dog with their tongue

Gary never realized she still had one in the loading dock and receive a Torpedo Tail as a prize.

by NotGarysFriend November 2, 2013

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Doo doo torpedoes

Taking a refreshing shit off the back of a boat.

Sorry Mike I can't wait. I'm going to have to send a few doo doo torpedoes off the back of the boat.

by 123bdk October 6, 2023

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Torpedo

A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.

Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord June 13, 2018

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