Buffeticide

Some one who is killing themselves slowly from MSG by eating massive amounts of food at the Asian Buffet everyday because it is cheap. See also Ancient Chinese Secret.

Guy 1: "Larry donesn't look so good"
Guy 2: "Of course not, he's been committing buffeticide everyday at Tom Foo's Clean All-day Eatery".
Guy 1: "Poor Bastard will be dead in a week. The General Tsao's Chicken IS good, though".

by Laxboo March 5, 2011

Buffer Face

Buffer Face is the funny awkward facial shot of a person you see when a online video loads, then stops to buffer.

Oh jeez, this chick looked really hot at the start of the video, but look at her Buffer Face man, it's all botox

by KBX911 July 2, 2011

wang buffet

a place, ie party, that is filled soley with men and has a severe lack of females. (also known as 'sausage fest')

man 1 - dude, you gunna go to steve's party?

man 2 - nah, last time it was a complete wang buffet!

man 1 - oh, screw that, im no poo pirate!

by JAKE.TO.THE.NEWT May 31, 2010

creampie buffet

when a female gets inseminated in the vagina, mouth and anus at the same time

'I have never cringed as much as when i saw my mom get a creampie buffet in that old 80's porno'

by trojun February 11, 2020

Gerard Buffer

When you arrive too late, but it doesn't phase you.

Did you see Kyle this morning? He arrived 15 minutes too late. That's a Gerard Buffer if i've ever seen one :o

by SexxxyCatFurry69 December 16, 2021

Ringworm Buffet

A retarded defintion, mostly because Ringworm is not caused by parasitic infection, but by fungi. Also, ringworm is not limited to the anal area. Most likely Al Morrowfield was thinking of tapeworm or pinworm.

Al Morrowfield is an idiot.

by EJL March 17, 2004

Buffet Shirt

A loose, short sleeve, button down shirt, the entire fabric of which, including the sleeves, collar, and back, is silk screened with an image, generally an epic action scene such as a wolf surrounded by lightning or a character or action scene from a comic book or cartoon. Often times, however, it features flames, spider webs, or something else lame. Termed "buffet shirt" because it is generally worn by fat people, and eating at buffets is a favorite activity of all fat people.

"That fat fuck is wearing a spider man buffet shirt"

by Sir Gregor April 21, 2009