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Brass Handcuffs

Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.
They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.
by anonymous January 28, 2022
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when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022
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Brass Symphony

Either a group of guys all performing Rusty Trombones in a circle. Or, A group of three or more couples all performing Rusty Trombones.
by CRB January 20, 2005
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Brass Ankles

The Brass Ankles are a tribe of Sweetgum Kriyul people, a triracial isolate Creole group mostly concentrated in Eastern North America with 1 to 2 million people. The term Brass Ankles was originally a slur, but the community it reclaiming the term, similar to Melungeons and other Sweetgum Kriyul tribes.
Brass Ankles are among the most friendly people I've ever met. They are a people of honour and dignity and have my respect because of this.
by Son of Ogun December 4, 2024
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The Brass Ingot

An Ingot of brass to be heated to a red glow and inserted rectally into an unwilling neerdoweller as punishment.

Traditionally used by Chaos Dwarves to punish goblins.
That Gobbo' is misbehavin. Give em' The Brass Ingot.
*Goblin quivers in fear*
by Darthfett May 13, 2023
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tingling brass

A sexual position in which you grab the shaft of a man and move your hand up and down like a ringing a bell. Usually quite painful.
Man 1 : Why is that man walking funny?
Man 2 : his wife caught him cheating and so she gave him a tingling brass.

Man 1 : Ouch!
by ChristmasPancake March 31, 2020
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Brassing It

activity you partake in whilst absolutely steaming and wired with a lady of the night
"Alright mate shall we go Brassing It at the picadilly club tonight"

"Last night me and my mate got messy and went Brassing It"
by tommylads May 30, 2018
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