Brandon is a person that sometimes you can count on, but most of the time you can. He will always be there when you need him. When you start to talk to him he’s shy, but the more you talk the more you fall inlove with him. He knows how to love a person but is cautious. Nothing scares him and he will never fail to amaze you.
by butmeeeeeeem July 16, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.
by koltasw July 6, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon's birthday is always around the corner. He always makes up when his birthday is and he gets like 15 different birthdays every year. Somehow he always gets away with it too. Somehow I'm the only one who knows. All I need to do is catch him on camera, then I will reveal to the whole world, and everyone will know his secret. Then I'll be the hero.
Person 1: Brandon I will spill your beans.
Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year.
Person 3: and that's a promise.
Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year.
Person 3: and that's a promise.
by JonnyLemon February 5, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.
He is such a Brandon.
by CursedAlone September 8, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is one of the most amazing and talented guys you will ever meet. Brandon has beautiful deep green eyes and an amazing personality. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Hard on himself at times but very honest! People love brandon because his humor and kindness is very attractive to the people around him. People closest to him know he’s a sweetheart. Brandon will do anything for the person they love. He will love you forever, as long as you do the same. He can’t be with just anyone, he needs the true love of one to make him happy. Extremely loyal and protective. Able to make you feel super special, like your the only girl in the world, because to him you are. Brandon's love doing unexpected romantic things for the person they love. Timid at first but when warmed up to, isnt afraid to show emotion. Is a goofball. Someone who you can talk to and will truly listen. An amazing friend and boyfriend. Love him with everything you have and he will make you his entire world.
He is the sweetest and most caring guy you will ever meet. He makes you feel like the luckiest girl in the entire world. He is willing to move across state lines, if he thinks it is the right girl for him, and will go out of his way to make you feel special. You won't be able to get him out of your mind. He’s into older women (cougars) and usually dates girls named Kenzie or Mackenzie.
He is the sweetest and most caring guy you will ever meet. He makes you feel like the luckiest girl in the entire world. He is willing to move across state lines, if he thinks it is the right girl for him, and will go out of his way to make you feel special. You won't be able to get him out of your mind. He’s into older women (cougars) and usually dates girls named Kenzie or Mackenzie.
by dancerchicklovesballet1349 November 20, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. A very large human human
Who likes to live a sedentary life and like to squash people in bed with him while eating a skyscraper of junk food and he loves the burning sensation from his 5 years of collecting smegma and likes to eat it when bored
Who likes to live a sedentary life and like to squash people in bed with him while eating a skyscraper of junk food and he loves the burning sensation from his 5 years of collecting smegma and likes to eat it when bored
He loves a tummy tickle Brandon
by Snababsn July 12, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. The nice guy in your life that loves you. His father left him and he lives in a dumpster. He is a manlet 4'11 elf
by gamermanxd2 December 7, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.